I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE THINGS THAT YOU BROKE,

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE THINGS THAT YOU'RE NOT,

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE MONEY YOU'VE SPENT,

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE GRADES YOU AIN'T GET,

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE FIRST PLACE RIBBON,

AND AIN'T LOVE YOU LESS FOR FAILING EITHER,

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY FRIEND'S ADMIRATION,

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY DARN REPUTATION.